Thursday, December 6, 2012

Revised Psalm 23

Here's the revised Psalm 23:

The Lord is my shepherd, I shall not flunk. He keeps me from lying down when I should be studying. He leads me beside the vending machine for a break. He restores my faith in study habits for my grade's sake. Yea though I walk through the valley of bordering grades, I will not have a nervous breakdown, for you are with me. You give me answers in moments of blankness. You anoint my head with understanding. My paper runs over with questions I recognize. Surely passing grades and flying colors will follow me all the days of my examination and I shall not have to dwell in this high school forever. Amen.

This one makes me smile.

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